There's a lot of hoo-hah over recent revelations that, as a boy, Obama ate dog-meat.
I say, so what?
There are plenty of people in the world who've dined on Rover, folks.
As for comparing this to Romney's dog-in-the-carrier-on-the-roof goof, I read somewhere that the Romney dog got his revenge via diarrhea.
Point being, Romney's dog didn't die; Obama's dog-lunch did.
Which leads me to the following clip:
(* - cultural ref)